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It was the Haji public holiday last Friday
Went up to Penang Hill and had Barbeque and overstay there
A bunch of us with my Xiao Gu aka Doraemon Jie Jie (by Nic) LOL
and cousies with friends
Had our great time there
Jokes, Eating, Playing cards, Crapping, Seeing night view, Enjoying the Storng cold wind and last but not least Seeing the Nice Sunrise~!!
hahaha
Nothing much but we did enjoyed ourselves so much
Thx X gu XD
group pics were taken but no with me zzz
and as my phone just got 3.2 megapixels, quality sure not so good larx
hahaha

那不是重点
刚巧在广场那里有一家韩国人参商店开张大吉
姑姑说好久都没看到她了，刚好时间也差不多了
在首饰店里逛了一阵子，转过身，突然看见她就在我的旁边
吓了一跳
眼前这位女人，如果不说，其实看不出她的真正年龄
我想说的是，对于一个年过半百的女人，她算保养得很好了
可是仔细一看，她的脸，在经过岁月的摧残，即使用了再厚的粉底，也多多少少把她所经历的岁月 都显在脸上了
我在想，如果我到了她这个年龄， 又会怎样呢？
现在，都已经被人误认为堂妹的姑姑了，真的想把头撞向墙壁，死了算了
有那么“chao lao ” 吗？ 天啊 ！好想哭哦~！！
一个女人，在岁月无情的摧残，很自然的，所经历的都会毫无保留在显现在脸上
到时候，即使拿去拍卖，也没人肯要了。。
哈哈~！！
我想我得开始在保养品下手了，我不想成为败犬，哈哈~！！
可能保养了，厂商看上我找我代言某某品牌保养品也不错呢~！
哈哈，白日梦发太多了哦这位小姐。。。

1. Losing all your friends




Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife sa ys 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'



2. Brother wanted



A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....

Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....



3. Meaning of WIFE



Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'

Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'



4. Importance of a period



Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'

Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,

my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'



5. Confident vs. confidential



A young boy asks his Dad,

'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '

Dad sa ys , 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.

Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '



6. Anger management?



Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.

How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'

哈哈
CHOII~!!!
那究竟世界末日是不是离我们不远呢？
很抱歉我没办法回答你
不过我会尽我身为人类的责任，尽力去保护这个地球，响应环保
在电影里看见主角们直到自己即将和挚爱的亲人分开的那一霎那
很多很多感触涌上心头
那一刻，我在想，如果那一幕真正降临我的身上，我会怎样
一刻也不想和他们分开
如果真的只剩下一天，我也大概只能坐在那里，无语问苍天吧？
也不能怪天
地球人啊，呜呼哀哉~！！
同时也为她出一份力，响应下环保吧
sedikit sedikit, lama lama jadi bukit =)

I HATE U~!!!!!
the first time ever
I felt so hopeless
Dont know how to do at all
SURE FAIL D
sighhh anyone here willing to teach me?
yet when comes to apply it
I die fo it
sad
disappointment :(
disappointed for my perfomance
gotta work hard for it

I should be "guai guai" stay at home study for my Management Accounting test tommorrow
But guess where did I go today?
Hahah
I went to CATCH CACING
You are not long-sighted, I meant I went to catch cacing at BM
I am sure you are wondering what cacing is that LOL
Is those cacing in my nose
I have been having nose allergic since dunoo when
Then my aunt's boss recommended me to go and "blow" those cacing out
At first I dont believe until I experienced it myself
The "singse" use some herb to make up smoke so I can smell it and "forced" those cacing out
The smoke doesnt smell nice anyway of course
The finally I can see those "cacing" came out from my mouth @@
sound disgusting
hahahahaah
Have to consume medicine to control it
Before that we went to eat the 黑白人Rojak which is famous in BM
Then we went to QB
So dont like shopping during weekends...
so many people zzzz
We went to MR BAOZ to eat those bao
creative yet taste nice =)
Then I am HOME to blog now
I have to start study d orelse I will feel guilty
Later night wanna go eat FRIED ICE-CREAM made by my sister-in-law =)
all day food...
I should on diet d~!!!!

不知道你有没有过这种经验
或许有少许会星座扯上关系吧？
双鱼座的会特别想太多？哈~！！
就是啊在洗头发的时候脑袋瓜就会想很多乱七八糟的东西
有一次，我曾经想到入神，错把沐浴露当成是洗发液...
真的很虾ZZZZ
又或者当你坐在马桶上无所事事（我知道这很不卫生），这时你又会想些什么？
想的可以很天马行空
又或者是 很多未完成的事情
这时你就会很想快快把“投资”解决，快快完成手头上未完成的事情
哈哈~!! =D
而你在心里面想的，没说出来，可是有时候会很自然的说了出来
怎么说？
就好比你要批评别人长得很胖，却得婉转的时候
明明心里想的是“长得好像猪哦”，却得硬逼自己说“你只是吃饱睡好而已”
然而很自然的，你就会说成“猪就是吃饱睡好”
结果？当然是惹来毒打~！！ 阿不然就是被白眼一餐，然后从此不和你联络
人虽然被赐有智慧，却往往无法控制心里说想的，嘴巴想说的话, 还有手写出来的字体...
就好像我刚才在做着审计功课，心里想的却是另一件事情
明明是需要抄课本的功课，要抄就意味着要用心默念，我却还有“心”去想其它，很厉害吧？
哈哈然后就不知不觉把所想的都写了出来 >.<
想很多是有坏处的~！！
就是晚上的“美梦” 特别多，然后隔天特别累ZZZ =.=
这就是所谓的日有所思，夜有所梦？？？
哈哈
我想，李玖哲应该也会有同感，想很多带来的烦恼吧？
哈哈不然这么会唱出“想太多”这首听出耳油的歌呢？
哈哈哈哈，你看又来了，想太多zzzz




读完了有什么感想？汗颜？
都警告过你了，不得空就别读，现在可不要来怪我
哈哈哈哈哈 ;)

Day by day
the feelings of owning you is getting stronger and stronger
I think I must not wait anymore
I cant wait anymore in fact
You are charming, gorgeous and yet fashionable
I'm attracted by you
I'm deeply madly fall for you
I must own you
I must take my move

在怀疑我写错字吗？
没错~！！ 我没写错
这是马来西亚文化的其中一种----直接翻译
哈哈!! LMAO
到底什么意思呢？相信在槟城的没人不晓得福建话吧？
意思是很倒霉， 很不幸运（translated from hokkien "zek ak"XD)
故事从今早在讲堂上说起
明明五分钟前我才用橡皮擦在那里写写擦擦，谁知，一个转身，就不见了
怎么找都找不到
气煞我也！！
算了。。。
下午上那老巫婆的课，好闷。。
趁着小休，溜了出去，旷课也~！！
等到下一堂课，回到座位，竟然发现上个星期的历史重演了zzzzz
死人水罐又漏水了arghhhh &@$#%$#%$%
我的Companies Act 全湿了，我要怎么上课？！！！妈的，心情突然掉到了谷底
回到家里，想要向叔叔借个旧手机来用，拿来的时候好好的
要充电的时候竟然当机了。。。。
zzzz 我无言了。。。。一个人倒霉起来真是做什么都不顺的~！！
到了最后，在拼着明天的小考，竟然发现手机的记忆卡不见了
我。。。。。。。不想说话了。。。只想静静的
真是想要发火的一天！！
幸好，有个人很有义气让我发泄的咯=D
还很努力让我开心起来
谢咯~！！！;)
今天，不是我的天（Today is not my day )
哈哈
明天好运就要降临了~！！我要拿满分~！！XD
 我要记录起来，真是有够倒霉的


p/s上帝啊，您到底开溜到哪里啊？明天记得回来眷顾着我:)

A lot of question marks hurr?
Yeahh I admit I am a weirdo
like to eat ice cream
this is not weird
the main point is I like to eat ice cream during a raining night
hahahaha
and before that
someone promised to treat me BR ice cream =)
dont forget what u promised hurr =p
of course I still will give him a treat =p
Ice kacang with ice cream, which cost less than RM 3 per bowl
nahhhh I did my part too ma =p
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To someone you kno who you are:
Take good care of your back,
although I din say, in fact I care=)


p/s: aiyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr since when I become so rou ma? XD
p/p/s: another pointless post.. lame...

这次的标题很贴切...哈哈
话说昨晚在温习business economics 后又手痒，去玩了bejeweled blitz
因为之前FB technical problem, reload 了又reload,还是没办法
所以唯有乖乖温习咯，谁叫我下星期有小考了 T.T
读到差不多了，想说让亲爱的脑宝宝休息下，就去开来试试...
哪里知道，不开还好，一开就吓到
LOL
所谓的“荣誉榜”上，只有我和另一个网友的分数
剩下的都是No Score
而偏偏排在第五位No Score的就是那位刚刚意外过世的拉曼生
害我一直盯着他的照片看，根本无法释怀
刚巧和朋友在和我聊天
我告诉了他，他就说要和我一起为他祈祷，哈哈
我就趁机开玩笑咯，也顺便为他自己祈祷，因为我要block 他了
原因？和他聊天真的会上瘾的
哈哈，他呢就一直很无力“求”我放他一马...
也是这样一直哈拉下去，我才没那么“怕”
而没胆的我，也把“荣誉榜”换到另一页，才不会一直盯着他看，哈哈
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也不是说怕，感觉就很奇怪
看着一个分数再也不会有变化的那个“它”，感触真的很多
人的生命真的很脆弱，可能上一秒，我才和那人接触，下一秒,可能已经阴阳相隔了...
写着写着，让我想起了年前过世的阿公...
那时候才刚进学院，还在Orientation Week,那次从学校回来，妈妈还吩咐我去看看阿公，和他聊天
虽然那时候，他已经是半昏迷状态，不过至少有人陪他聊天，让他不会一直沉睡下去
那也是我最后一次可以和他聊天了
隔天早上五点，妈妈跑来敲我的门，说公公不行了，等我走到他的房间门口，他已经很安详离开我们了...
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有个网友说他很喜欢我的Msn 放的
“人生只是一个单程旅途，请珍惜周围的人与物.更请珍惜自己的生命=) ”
很多事情，就不要等到失去了，才来后悔，那时已经是太迟了，那也将会是一辈子的遗憾



好久没写这么长了，哈哈
今天的结论是：我生人不生胆，虽然平时不做亏心事，半夜三更碰到这种事情还是会怕！哈哈


P/s 今日一句----- 爱要及时，没有如果

I was so down for the past one week
because my lovely phone spoiled... =(
totally cant use d
wan repair also need RM200
not worth it
so I decided to buy new phone
*sigh*
never thought will change phone so fast
gonna pk soon
haihxxx
and for the sad news
life really is so unpredictable
the previous moment we still chatting with each other
the next moment you are gone to another world
Cherish every moment we have now
and now I am stress
midterm tests is coming
and I yet to study
stress stress stress
gotta add oil for this sem
I wish I can make it
ancipating for new phone.....



p/s thx for last nite call =) enjoyed it so much